Do Cancers make the best lovers? I have no idea. Never been with a Cancer. But if I had to go out on a horoscope limb, I think it also has a lot to do with whatever your specific sign may be. So, for an Aquarius like me, I'd bet the farm on Virgos being the best—or, rather I should say, one Virgo, because to use any form of a plural sense would be akin to asking for a fatwa to be issued. —Cliver

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